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DNA Proves Recently Discovered "Bigfoot" To Be Serena Williams

Today scientists released the DNA results from the mammal found in north Georgia, believed to be Bigfoot. But instead of being the corpse of the long-sought monster of lore, it turned out to be the alive body of a slumbering celebrity athlete. ...

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